Seeking work – please help a fellow golfer!

Once again I find myself apologizing for the recent lack of blog posts, but the truth is that this doesn’t make me any money and I’ve now got some serious bill-paying to worry about. It’s not hard to prioritize at this time.

So here goes with an appeal to the golf community. I’m hoping for some help or leads with finding work. As many of you will know, I took nearly two years ‘off’ full-time work to try and lower my golf handicap. During that time I went from a 25 to a 10, and lived the dream of so many office-bound people and, hopefully, provided them with some entertainment. Now, if you’re one of those office-bound person who enjoyed following my adventure but wouldn’t take the risk yourself…maybe you could help me in my hour of need? Do you run a business? A golf club? A magazine?

I am currently in the UK (London) for the foreseeable future and am looking for anything that will bring some money into my bank account. I’m a writer/journalist/reporter/editor with experience in all things publishing. I do proofreading, sub-editing and project management. I’m also a translator – I turn various European languages into English. I’m keen for any kind of work – freelance assignments or full-time work, it’s all good.

Working as a freelance or full time sports reporter is still first prize for me. I’d love to follow the major golf tours, writing reports plus insightful features and opinion. I’d love to give commentary a go. But these kinds of jobs only come up when people die – I’m not kidding.

Am I fussy? No I’m not. It doesn’t have to be sport. There’s a recession here. I’ll write about stamp-collection. In fact right now I’d be happy to sweep streets. I’ve even applied to work at the local pubs and stack shelves at the supermarket, but no joy. I’m not sure what’s going on. I have a university education…?

I am also happy to learn something new. The word ‘experience’ seems to come into every job description I look at, which limits me to what I’ve already done. But I firmly believe people don’t lose their ability to pick up a new trade just because they’ve hit 30. In fact, surely one is better equipped to handle it at 30 than 20? I have got the common sense and organizational skills to do all sorts of things, even things that require wearing suits and having meetings. And I’m a great believer that in some fields you can learn as much in a week-long crash course as you can in three years at university. For example, I bet that with hard work and good advice I could run a golf club or be a ‘golf director’. Try me. You may be surprised.

I wouldn’t mind being a caddie, either. I called Sunningdale, Wentworth etc last week but they all said there wouldn’t be any work until the summer. And what about working with a pro? Do they look for ‘experience’? Where does one start? All I can say is I’ve got a passion for the game and know a thing or two about strategy (if not execution!). Just hoping a golf lover out there might read this and know someone who knows someone…

Ooh – one last thing – my contact details can be found in the top-right hand corner of this page!

My story hits mainstream media

It’s coming up for four months since I finished my golf quest. In reality it seems a lifetime ago. The dust is still settling from my neck operation and I have not played since June.

But lest we forget what this blog is all about, here’s a link to an article which you will find in the current issue of Compleat Golfer in South Africa. I wrote it, and it’s about me. If you’re new to this blog, it’s a pretty good way to catch up on all of the background…

Click here for the article

Retief Goosen’s secret life

The Goose is apparently now running a flower boutique in Germany...and he needs to invest in a scarecrow!

The Goose is apparently now running a flower boutique in Germany...and he needs to invest in a scarecrow!

Well, sorry for the lengthy quiet period. The problem with spending two years playing golf is that you really have to work hard afterwards in order to pay the bills. Hence the silence here – and I guess it’s a bit late for PGA Championship review now. All I will say about the year’s final Major is that I was proven right! Look back at the previous two posts and you’ll see what I mean.

I’ve been travelling a fair amount of late, and a work trip to Germany provided me with this little piece of inspiration for a photo. If Goosen has seemed a little distracted this year…it’s because of he’s got his mind on his chain of European floristic outlets!

PGA halfway report: Unimpressed

Keegan Bradley? Come on...
Keegan Bradley? Come on…


Well, so far it looks like I was spot on. A look at my previous post, and then a glance at the PGA Championship leaderboard after two rounds, proves that I’m right so far. This is starting to look like a Rich Beem year.

Jason Duffner? Keegan Bradley? DA Points? Scott Verplank? Brendan Steele? This is like the bad old days of the PGA Championship. The leaderboard looks like something from the old John Deere Classic. It’s littered with American journeymen with silly names. In other words, after the drama of the last two editions at Hazeltine and Whistling Straits, the PGA is starting to look like the poor cousin it so often was. Pity.

But it can change by Sunday. I think I might support Anders Hansen, as I had quite a bit to do with him whilst covering the Sunshine Tour. He’s another guy who has been coached by Jamie Gough, who also coached me. Anders is a strange character – often dour, often struggles with the putter – but I’ll never forget the interview we had with him ahead of the Joburg Open in 2010. He was in remarkably good spirits, impish even. His demeanour screamed ‘altered state’. It was so unlike him that all us journos assumed he’d been drinking or smoking something. Never did find out what it was, but it must have been powerful stuff to fix the Dane’s general lack of personality.

Obviously first prize would be to see Trevor Immelman win. He’s five off the lead so he has a chance. Schwartzel and Sabbatini are a further two back, and it’s hard to see them quite making it back into the mix. I hope I’m wrong, but this course does not seem in the mood to let guys make big charges like that. In fact the more of it that I watch, the more it is starting to look like a US Open, where defensive golf might be the answer. There’s a distinct lack of par-fives (unless you count 18, which is officially a par-four!) so birdie chances are rare and it’s hard to see anyone shooting 65 this weekend.

I like the course. It’s got funny-shaped bunkers that make it quite visually pleasing, and there are a couple of holes (like 15 and 18) that really get people talking. That’s what you need in a Major venue, and I think that’s what Congressional was missing back in June.

Sadly my predictions re Ernie Els and Retief Goosen came true. Ernie has gone home early yet again, and let’s hope he at least finds somewhere to watch the rugby. Retief appeared to withdraw halfway through the second round, presumed injured or cheesed off about being way over par, or both. Louis Oosthuizen has been frankly disappointing and also missed the weekend, while Schwartzel remains our most reliable there-or-thereabouts South African when it comes to at least making Major cuts.

Frankly I have little interest in any of the 16 guys currently under par winning this thing, bar perhaps Hansen and Adam Scott, who is at least a genuine form player and would certainly keep the headlines churning after a win last week and the whole Steve Williams business.

I’ll admit that American flags next to too many names tend to bore me in Majors, so my point of view is a little twisted, but it’s not the Stars and Stripes per se that gets me. I’d be excited if it was Dustin Johnson, John Daly, Phil Mickelson or Tiger Woods up at the top – those guys have a certain pull. It’s just the journeymen I don’t like. I’d rather have one of the Yank club pros leading the thing – that too would be a super storyline. But the middle-of-the-road PGA Tour guys? You can have that any week.

In fairness the ‘internationals’ have not come to the party. What’s up with Darren Clarke? He’s played some truly vile golf since the Open and carded +14 this week. McIlroy has got injury problems and has probably done well to make the cut considering. As for Tiger, well, it looks like more time on the range beckons, but it’s good to see that he still gets so much TV time even when he’s +11. Schadenfreude sells.

I hope things set up better tonight, otherwise I might seriously consider doing something else on Sunday evening.